To Do List…
Remainder 2016:
- get a grip
- Thanksgiving:
- Christmas:
- Resurrect Underground Railroad:
- Visit ancestral homelands
- Purchase pick axe/ save bail funds:
- Decisions
— Some combination of prayer, scotch and B.B. King.
— Stock up valium to slip into Uncle Teddy’s 7&7 so as to get some relief from his triumphant cackling[1].
— Suggest we not visit the in-laws. Missus may not even put up a fight about it this year. (the Missus version of Uncle Teddy is Aunt Marge and she don’t drink… insufferable[2])
2017
— Muslim edition
— Hispanic edition
— Uncle Teddy edition (for when he becomes disillusioned with Trump…)
— Aunt Marge edition (for when she becomes disillusioned with Trump and starts drinking…)
— Ireland
— Poland
— Decide whether or no to return to America.
2018
— whack away at the wall
— get arrested
— post bail
— repeat
— When Republican Congress proceeds to impeach Trump (for his many crimes) for ‘the good of the country’ decide whether they are sincere or planning a coup. If sincere, join them. If not, oppose.
— Vote in the midterms.
— Whether or no to stage intervention with entire country after they refuse, again, to cede the House and Senate to Democrats…
[1] “Uncle Teddy” not his real name. [2]”Aunt Marge” not her real name. Names changed to protect the irascible, but still loved, members of the Famn Damily should they happen to read this.
