Onion: Jeb Bush Bungles Several Questions On First Day Back At Home CORAL GABLES, FL—Noting how he repeatedly stumbled over his words and struggled to formulate convincing and consistent responses when asked by his wife about … [Read more...]

Here are some questions I have about this interesting matter that Google hasn't been able to resolve for me. If anyone has the answers, please let them rip in the comments: 1. Why can't the FBI/NSA write a new Operating System for the … [Read more...]

Borowitz: G.O.P. Warns Obama Against Doing Anything for Next Three Hundred and Forty Days WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a television appearance on Sunday, the leading Senate Republican warned President Obama “in no uncertain … [Read more...]

Extraordinary. In addition to breaking other norms of US politics Donald Trump showed last night how narrowly constrained our political discourse usually is. First, he stated the obvious, but rarely voiced: George W. Bush didn't keep the … [Read more...]

Globe: Senator Bernie Sanders and former secretary of state Hillary Clinton escalated their verbal wrangling Wednesday, sharply questioning each other’s liberal credentials in perhaps the most acrimonious day of their fight for the … [Read more...]

Right on, Senator Warren! Senator Clinton should be thanking her lucky stars that Bernie Sanders is the greatest of her worries these days. If Warren had run, the outcome of the Democratic primary might be in serious doubt. NYT Op-Ed by … [Read more...]

Onion: Dazed Marco Rubio Wakes Up In Koch Compound To Find Cold Metal Device Installed Behind Ear ‘Hello Marco, We Will Now Begin The Program,’ Says Soothing Voice A disoriented Rubio says he is unsure if he has been in the room for … [Read more...]

Today's lead story: The race between Hillary Clinton and Senator Bernie Sanders, which voters will begin deciding a week from Monday, is not just about the White House anymore. It has intensified into an epochal battle over their vastly … [Read more...]

A poignant email (no link) from Red Mass Group, the surreality-based blog that its founders named after us, with our blessings (see historic email/2001 obelisk in Patrick's comment below), and which is one of a surprisingly large number of … [Read more...]