Shared with permission, originally posted on dKos and the Trump Notes FB page
Cliff Notes from Donald Trump’s Campaign Speech In Norwood, Mass
Sorry for the delay on this one crazy day for me….if you’re on Facebook feel free to like Trump Notes. to stay connected! Without further delay, enjoy with caution! 1. I’m going to take care of the vets.
2. I’m going to build up the military bigger than anyone, like ever.
3. Our enemies are fucking with us more because they don’t respect our leaders.
4. Nobody loves hispanics like I do. They buy my apartments, I love them.
5. Saudi Arabia is so full of money they fucking rule so hard.
6. I ordered 4000 TV’s from South Korea.
7. We’re protecting too many countries, it’s bullshit.
8. The Ukraine is great.
9. Who has a Mercedes Benz? They’re great.
10. Iran is going to self inspect.
11. John Kerry is a bicyclist.
12. The Iranians can’t believe John Kerry broke his leg.13. Ted Cruz is my homeboy.
14. Iran is going to take all the money we give them to be terrorists.
15. Russia is selling Iran missiles.
16. Kerry and Obama were too wimpy to get our hostages.
17. The Iranians and the Persians are great negotiators and we’re total wimps.
18. There’s nothing complicated about these negotiations.
19. We gave Iran a nuclear physicist and we didn’t get shit.
20. “Bing, bing, bing”
21. I have Jewish friends who supported Obama and now they’re pissed.
22. Our country is in big trouble, things are really sucking here.
23. Our infrastructure really sucks too.
24. Dubai has the best airports, I love their airports.
25. I hate Laguardia airport.
26. Tells an audience member that he’s smart but that his brother sucks at golf.
27. Do you want Trump or Jeb?
28. Do you want Trump or Hillary?
29. General Petrarus’s life was destroyed for only 2% of what Hillary has done.
30. Hillary’s assistant is married to one of the greatest sleaze bags of our time.
31. You know, Anthony Weiner, you know him bing, bing, bing.
32. Anthony Weiner is a big fucking perv.
33. Huma married a bad guy.
34. I knew Anthony Weiner before his bing, bing, bing.
35. Lindsay Graham & Perry can’t fuck with me.
36. Perry tried to looks smart but he’s a dummy.
37. I’m a great golfer, I killed Rand Paul at golf.
38. I gave Rand 20K, he’s a nasty guy.
39. When I’m President we’re always going to have victories.
40. I am going to be the greatest jobs President that God ever created.
41. Look at Ernie. Hey Ernie marry your girlfriend, seriously just marry her. You better marry her. I like you Ernie.
42. You may get tired of winning with me in charge.
43. Make America Great Again.
44. We are gonna be so proud and so great, I mean really, really, really great.
45. Iowa is so great, New Hampshire is so great. All these states i’m winning in are great.
46. Maybe my opponents will just give up.
47. Make America Great Again.
48. Make America Great Again.
49. Thank you everybody.PHEW! Not much I care to add right now, enjoy The Donald!
He says he ate Ernie’s caviar. For $100 bucks I hope he pocketed some shrimp for later, too.
Did he use the definite article per point #8? That became passe when it declared independence from the USSR in 1991. Then again he apparently referred to Persians in point 17:) I know (certainly hope) these aren’t quotes, but still wondering.
Also, reading this list a horrible thought occurred to me – maybe Donald Trump IS Ernie Boch III!:)
The above was intended to be taken lightly.
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Thus, Patrick, a shy person, objected to your comment commentlessly. Had he stocked up on p.m.biscuits, he would have overcome his shyness and placed an actual objection.
I mean, calling it “The Netherlands” doesn’t imply German possession, why would saying “The Ukraine” imply Russian possession? Also a lot of things vary from language to language, for example, in German, Switzerland is “Die Schweiz”, but no one would say “The Switzerland”. So even if the preferred name in Ukrainian or Russian omits a definite article, there’s no reason to insist that it be excluded in English as well.
That being said, I support calling people what they prefer to be called, so just “Ukraine” it is.
…is an article explaining some of the etymology and sensitivity.
At least for me, obviously some people are very passionate about it.
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I don’t think Trump was promoting the Microsoft search engine, so is bing a redaction for words that are worse than fuck?
Something johsey, full of a lotta class. More gold and class in the White House than when Reagan was dere.
Or is it astronatagogo’s paraphrasing?
He’s using Weiner’s past to attack Abedin, and therefore Clinton.
Bing bing bing.
The scary part, for me, is that there’s enough truth in what he’s saying to be devastating.
Attacks like this from people like Donald Trump are why I think it is so crucial for we Democrats to be far more scrupulous about our own corruption than we are. We Democrats are too willing to find bare-minimum “solutions” that appear to address the most glaring illegality and that completely obscure the actual rotten core that produces the illegal behavior.
I’m not talking about Hillary Clinton here (other than her email fiasco). I’m talking about the too-long list of corrupt officials of both parties who we Democrats join in protecting. We do that with our own, and we do that with our opposition.
In so doing, we create demagogues like Donald Trump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs