WASHINGTON – In a surprising turn of events, President Bush rejected the advice of outgoing White House Counsel Alberto Gonzales and commuted the death sentence of the turkey known as "Biscuits." The President commented that had Biscuits been a human, of course the death sentence would have been appropriate.
Ha ha, of course we are in jest. You can read the truly stomach-turning transcript of the annual turkey ceremony here.
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Too bad the turkey gets sent to Gitmo now.