No Comment from Romney about Michael Vick (with Dog Poll)

Look what Incitatus did when I told him that story about Mitt’s dog:

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He felt so dirty, he had to go take a shower!

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I also wrote a limerick about Mitt and his dog:

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There once was a candidate named Mitt,
He was quite the notable twit,
His doggie, named Seamus,
Would later be famous,
For covering Mitt’s wagon with shit!

if it ever happened in reality, that is.  with links, please.

…than our current first lady, Laura Bush:

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In May 2000, a two-page police report pertaining to a fatal accident that had taken place near Midland, Texas, in 1963 was made public. It contained the information that 17-year-old Laura Welch had run a stop sign, causing the death of the sole occupant of the vehicle hers had struck. According to that report, the future First Lady had been driving her Chevrolet sedan on a clear night shortly after 8 p.m. on 6 November 1963 when she entered an intersection without heeding the stop sign and there collided with the Corvair sedan driven by 17-year-old Michael Douglas. Also in the car with Laura Welch was a passenger, 17-year-old Judy Dykes.

How fast Miss Welch might have been driving is open to question.  That part of the police report is illegible, although two biographies of the First Lady refer to her as having been going 50 mph at the time of the collision. The speed limit on that portion of road was 55 mph.  According to the police report neither driver had been drinking, but no tests were performed. No charges were filed as a result of the accident.

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Source:  Snopes.com