My partner unearthed this wonderful little joke going around the internet. I say it is another reason to be for Obama. She says I shouldn’t post it out of respect for Howard Dean. Whatever…
Subject: July 8, 1947
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William Jefferson Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.
(All those that take themselves too seriously are now racing to check the birthdates)!
The gestation period for a sheep is roughly five months, not nine. So I guess maybe there’s a problem with Johnny Bench or Ted Danson….
the gestation period for aliens is 13 months, so it averages out.
Just incredible.
Kerry was born in 1943
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…it’s a joke…..
I knew someone would take it seriously and I even tried to give them the hint!
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The elephants have a few that lack a sense of humor too – you must admit…
…Rod Serling and Richard Matheson?
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Or Damon Knight?
L. Ron Hubbard, myself.