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Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Bill O’Reilly Will Do To Get Interview With Barack Obama

January 8, 2008 By jtdgarlic

10.  Date Oprah Winfrey

 9.  Make substantial donations to MoveOn.org, Media Matters and DailyKos

 8.   Will give up his crush on Matt Damon, in favor of Denzel Washington or Samuel L. Jackson, or whoever is Obama’s favorite

 7.  Get Fox to change it’s slogan the day he comes on show to “Fair and Obama”

 6.  Create new, nasty culture war of Obama’s choosing

 5.  Will go to any restaurant with Obama, and not be surprised

 4.  Let Obama write forward of new book: The O’Reilly Factor for Black Kids

 3.  Create line of loofahs and donate all profits to his campaign

 2.  Say Keith Olbermann’s name , on-air, as much as Obama wants

 1.  Will dress up as Dumbledore for the interview

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