10. Pass the word … Alan Keyes is going around, trying to pass himself off as Barack Obama
9. It’s the writer’s strike … Only reason I’m here is cuz’ I’m tired of watching reruns
8. Bill Clinton’s going around, complaining, none of the caucus sites had any donuts
7. I heard Huckabee screwed up again … Flying back from The Tonight Show, he flew into Idaho, instead of coming here
6. There’s a guy outside, selling padded SUV sunroof handles
5. Look, someone is going around dressed up like New Hampshire’s Old Man of the Mountain … Oh, wait a minute, that’s John McCain!
4. Is Fred Thompson the guy with the wide stance?
3. Geez, those Ron Paul kids don’t give up … They’re running fundraising car washes outside all the GOP caucus sites
2. I heard that the Romney campaign, if you vote for him, will give you a DVD of his faith speech
1. She should have gone with the cleavage … Could’a been worth 5-points, easy
Bonus Iowa Caucus Links
Greg Sargent – Edwards: From Here On Out, It’s Me Versus Obama
Barry Crimmins: Hog Futures Tumble in Iowa
John Ellis: A Hard Loss for Romney
David Corn: McCain in NH: Would Be “Fine” To Keep Troops in Iraq for “A Hundred Years”
Don Frederick: Ron Paul gets some revenge
‘They Shoot Iowa Caucuses, Don’t They?
Rachel Maddow: Hillary Apologist and Obama Basher
