Jon Stewart reviews CPAC’s “Festival of whites.”
“Over at the White House, President Obama met with the Dalai Lama. One akward moment when Rahm Emanuel stuck his head in the room and said, ‘Who’s the retard in the blanket?'” -Bill Maher
“Dick Cheney loves snowboarding. He thinks it’s waterboarding, but colder.” -David Letterman
“We’re finding out a lot about Joe Stack. That’s right, Joe the Suicide Bomber, the guy who flew the plane into the IRS office building in Texas. Boy, I knew teabaggers were mad, I didn’t know they had an air force.” -Bill Maher
“Credit card companies make most of their profits from loaning money to people who they know can’t pay it back. That’s why credit card companies are evil. They’re like a cross between Satan and divorce lawyers.” -Craig Ferguson
billxi says
You’re supposed to laugh.
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p>A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning
into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her
jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of
her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage
and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering
from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly.
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p>A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter
says, “Sir, this was the most brave and gallant thing I saw a
man do in my whole life.” The biker replies, “Why, it was nothing,
really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger,
and acted as I felt right.” The reporter says, “Well, I’m a journalist
from The Boston Globe, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on
the front page … So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?”
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p>The biker replies, “I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.”
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p>The following morning the biker buys The Boston Globe to see if it indeed brings
news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
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p> U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!
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p>Adapted for local interest.
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lasthorseman says
Real hope, real change in that it’s not only I who can “see”.
http://www.wearechange.org/
Every one of the videos speak to change. It has become and will be the primary daily “news” site I need.