Daily Show commenter Lewis Black sends Glenn Beck running to his attic. “This is a guy who uses more swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel,” Black observed, after the Fox commentator objected to comparisons between Arizona’s “Papers, or spread ’em!” law, and Nazism. “It’s ‘Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon,’ except there’s just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let’s see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!” Anti-vivisectionists: avert your eyes from this evisceration of a living subject.
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Borowitz: “Howling in protest over Obama Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan’s lack of judging experience, leading Republicans today urged the President to withdraw Kagan and instead nominate Paula Abdul.”
”I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.” -California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger
“Well, in Colorado one of the gubernatorial candidates has taken out a Craigslist ad to find a running mate. Is that a good idea? Hey, it didn’t work when John McCain tried it.” -Jay Leno
“Good news from the world of publishing. Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska, has a new book coming out this fall. The warning came from an alert T-shirt vendor.” -David Letterman
“Sarah Palin has a new book coming out called ‘America by Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag.’ Coincidentally, Faith and Flag are the names Palin picked out if she ever has twins.” -Jimmy Fallon
“The stock market took a huge dive on Thursday. It was so bad, Goldman Sachs had to lay off three congressmen.” -Jay Leno
“The birth control pill turned 50 today. And ‘But I thought you were on the pill’ turned 49 and a half.” -Jimmy Kimmel
jasiu says
In case you missed this one…
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p>Do we count last night as an “ionic” moment in Boston sports history? Might there be another tonight?
sabutai says
Your honor, I don’t really want to know anything about Varitek’s sex life…
bob-neer says
The guy’s got a speech impediment. Hilarious.
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p>I’ll give you the Varitek line, though: that approaches being amusing.