David Portnoy, a.k.a. el Prez at Barstool Sports is right on the mark calling out the confused gents running through Boston in their Speedos the other day all in the name of charity.
I am 100% convinced the turnout would be the same if there was no charity involved. In other words the charity is just a convenient excuse for guys to dress in speedos and stare at each other’s cocks without being judged. “Like hey you can’t say anything bad me or say I’m gay because I’m doing it or charity.” Bullshit. These people do it because they enjoy it. They enjoy getting shitfaced and staring at each others junk. Hey whatever floats your boat. But let’s not play the charity card anymore.
Now I know there are young females also running in their speedo type outfits and that’s a good thing. So to all the other young guys out there who are not gay and not interested in becoming gay here is what you do. You go the bars after the run where all the runners are and chat up the chicas. They’re desperate for real men and they’re getting liquored up with empty stomachs. Low hanging fruit everywhere.
As for the gay guys running in the race, I hope they’re having a ball. They should be. But the so-called “straight guys” in the race, I say they are not kidding anyone.
Maybe I am too old school on this, but I don’t think so.
jarstar says
“They’re desperate for real men…”
You gotta be kidding me, EB. Old School, indeed.
Ryan says
http://www.towleroad.com/2007/03/study_reveals_g.html
Now, I don’t get why straight guys stare at bulges, too, maybe it’s some competitive macho thing, mere curiosity, or we’re all a bunch of horn dogs, but more straight guys stare at the junk of other guys than straight women do — and it isn’t even close.