Ok. I gave in.
I blinked gently, and slowly, once, and then awoke in happiness. I realized my leader did not cause the debacle in Syria himself (for a mysterious reason) one week ago, even though he announced it in writing.
I suddenly could see that sanctions Trump is proposing on Turkey are really “tough” like the media just told me this morning.
Sure, ISIS is resurrected and will kill many, including Americans, and Russia has been handed a massive area of influence, and the Kurds, our friends, are “traitors”.
But those people are all the same and they’ve been fighting for “two centuries”. I know this is true because the new Secretary of Defense just told me that.
My leaderwould never take actions that put American soldiers’ lives directly in the line of fire just because of his personal financial interests.
And anyway, if an American is taken hostage and publicly tortured by ISIS, I’m sure Fox News, with the removal of Shep Smith, will quickly chase the next tennis ball my leader throws them.
My leader may hate dogs, but he clearly understands dog training.
This entire Syria issue is another perfect tennis ball.
Who’s talking about impeachment this week?