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Rep. Jordan Transcends the Space-Time Continuum

November 13, 2019 By terrymcginty

Allow me to translate Jordan through analogy:

You had a detailed plan to murder my mother. This included buying all the ingredients for the poison; placing it into her food at the placesetting at which she is sitting when you knew she was about to eat; and walking away. When she didn’t eat all the food, and only suffered the loss of her sight due to the poisoning, according to Jordan you are guilty of nothing.

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  1. johntmay says

    November 14, 2019 at 10:23 am

    You forgot to add that your mother was totally unaware of the plot to kill her and as a murder takes two parties and only one was aware of it, as Ukraine was “unaware”of the extortion, there was no crime.

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