Does anyone besides me have a problem with this?
We are pleased to tell you that there is now a vaccine against COVID! (Who knew?) Everyone should get this now.
Due to unanticipated demand, please follow these steps to protect yourself and your fellow MassCustomers™.
- Obtain broadband internet access, T1 or better
- Visit Craigslist
- Purchase a machete
- Drive your motor vehicle to your nearest major-league football or baseball stadium (go Pats!).
- Use your machete to gain access to the vaccination area at the rear of the stadium opposite the entrance
Remember, vaccines require a second shot!
I know that Governor Fixit fixed something significant with healthcare once, not that I could tell you what that was, so I am sure all this must be kosher.
But there is still something about it that strikes me as a little odd.
Anyway, took me all day, but I got my machete. See you in Foxboro!