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On Helping Republicans, Or, Next Time You Need A Bad Idea, Try These

December 20, 2011 By fake-consultant

I have spent a number of years complaining about the interactions between Democrats and Republicans, but after the recent events involving the Keystone XL and civil liberties cave-ins, I’ve decided it’s time to stop complaining and embrace … [Read more...]

Filed Under: User Tagged With: comedy, congress, economy, elections, gop, HR 4377, humor, lgbt, MRLABIA, NAM/BLA, satire, snark

On The Question Of Virginity, Or, “Starter? I Can’t Make Her Stop!”

December 10, 2011 By fake-consultant

I got a weird little story about my friend Blitz Krieger to bring to you today. He’s had a crazy car problem, he has, and over the past few months he thought he had found a solution – in fact, he thought he had found the solution of his … [Read more...]

Filed Under: User Tagged With: comedy, congress, culture, Eagle SX/4, education, elections, gop, humor, Ignorance, politics, satire, snark, Virgin, white-house

On Speaking To Power, Or, When Sanity’s Gone, There’s Always Satire

August 1, 2011 By fake-consultant

So everybody’s hearing the news, right? There is a tentative debt ceiling deal, and this Administration and Congressional Democrats seem to have won everything they wanted: Republicans get to have multiple “we don’t approve” votes before … [Read more...]

Filed Under: User Tagged With: #thanksalot, action, comedy, congress, debt, Debt Ceiling, democrats, economics, elections, humor, medicare, obama, politics, republicans, satire, snark, social-security, twitter, white-house, whitehouse

Hitler Holds News Conference, Blames Balanced Budget Amendment For U.S. Defeat

July 26, 2011 By fake-consultant

(FNS - Washington, New Germany, April 17, 1947) America’s new Führer, Adolf Hitler, announced today that his official War History would in fact acknowledge that one of the biggest contributing factors to the defeat of the Allies was the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: User Tagged With: Alternative History, Balanced Budget Amendment, comedy, congress, constitution, democrats, economy, elections, humor, Mae Cadoodie, republicans, satire, snark, tea-party

On Being Bumped, Or, Let’s Have Another Roundup

July 4, 2011 By fake-consultant

So I thought I was going to have another Jay Inslee story for y’all today, but it turns out that I’m going to have to do more research before we can “come to press” with that one. But that’s OK, because the world’s been busy doing a lot … [Read more...]

Filed Under: User Tagged With: campaign-finance, comedy, culture, elections, fox-news, humor, media, Officer Hell, politics, satire, snark, stephen-colbert, Viagra

On Sunday Drinking, Or, Has Satan Been Rendered Irrelevant?

May 17, 2011 By fake-consultant

I know better than to go drinking on Sundays, but it’s just been one of those weeks, and I figured I’d grab a few beers, no big deal, and then head hone and get some real work done. Of course, the reason I don’t drink on Sundays is … [Read more...]

Filed Under: User Tagged With: campaign-12, comedy, culture, Doctor Who, election-12, elections, humor, republican, Satan, satire, snark, white-house

On Open-Source Entertainment, Or, Today, Jon Kyl Meets Twitter

April 14, 2011 By fake-consultant

...I decided to celebrate Jon Kyl's ground-breaking excystplanation last night by tweeting round-the-clock nonfacts about him: "For the past ten years Jon Kyl has been two children in a very convincing Jon Kyl suit" and "Jon Kyl calls all … [Read more...]

Filed Under: User Tagged With: #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, abortion, comedy, congress, health-care, humor, jon-kyl, national, planned-parenthood, politics, republicans, satire, snark, stephen-colbert, twitter

On “La Dolce Vita”, Or, The Real Life Of A State Worker

March 6, 2011 By fake-consultant

Good morrow to the day so fair; Good morning, Sir, to you: Good morrow to mine own torn hair    Bedabbled with the dew --From "The Mad Maid's Song", a selection from "The Hesperides & Noble Numbers", by Robert Herrick So as … [Read more...]

Filed Under: User Tagged With: afscme, comedy, economics, employment, government, humor, labor, national, politics, rant, satire, snark, state-workers, unions, wisconsin

Campaign Manifesto #3: On The Road, Defending Social Security

February 28, 2011 By fake-consultant

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, Spring comes, grass grows by Itself. --From the "Zenrin Kushu", attributed to Toyo Eicho I-90, the main route from West to East (if your fake trip begins in Seattle, as ours did), was closed at Wall, South … [Read more...]

Filed Under: User Tagged With: comedy, congress, democrats, economics, economy, elections, fake-campaign, humor, national, obama, politics, republicans, satire, snark, social-security, wa-08, white-house

Campaign Manifesto #2: In Which We Travel To Wisconsin

February 20, 2011 By fake-consultant

All sober enquiries after truth, ancient and modern, Pagan and Christian, have declared that the happiness of man, as well as his dignity consists in virtue. Confucius, Zoroaster, Socrates, Mahomet, not to mention authorities really sacred, … [Read more...]

Filed Under: User Tagged With: bribery, campaign-donatioons, comedy, congress, deomcrats, fake-campaign, humor, legal-bribery, national, politics, republicans, satire, snark, wa-08

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