10. Jesus, he hasn’t finished yet? … I think he’s gonna keep us here 100-years…
9. Is that a veto in your pocket, Mr. President, or you just glad to illegally listen in on my calls …
8. I heard the CIA held up the speech … They wanted it, in writing, that none of their covert agents would be outted, no matter who writes what
7. Hey, we got a pool going … Who sucks up to the speech more tomorrow – John McCain or Mitt Romney?
6. That French trader blows $7-Billion and gets arrested… Bush blows $10-Billion amonth – in Iraq, and we have to sit here and listen to him
5. If really wants to put out a Stimulus Package, that would be for him, and Cheney to resign … That’ll stimulate the country, all right
4. I heard, as a protest, Lou Dobbs was setting up loud speakers along the border, so the illegals coming over tonight can hear the speech
3. I wonder what Obama will say when Kennedy Jr. there says he’ll give him a lift home
2. Gee, I would have thought, for the last one, that he’d he’d let Cheney give it
1. Lame Duck President … Last SOTU … Turn up the “Boring Dial” full blast!
Bonus SOTU Riffs
Barry Crimmins: Monday Night Goofball
Think Progress: Bush SOTU guest illegal under administration policies
White House releases guest list for State of the Union
Think Progress – SOTU: Bush Is Forced To Withraw Troops From Iraq Because Of Weakened Military
The Lede: Iraqi Government Tackles Global Warming
Taylor Marsh: Our Long National Nightmare is Almost Over
