Often timed with the other famous prognosticator, Puxsutawney Phil, the legendary Pennsylvania groundhog, who also saw his own shadow this morning, the Oval Office event has grown to almost the same, frenzied, party-atmosphere as takes … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard During The Presidents State of the Union Address
10. Jesus, he hasn't finished yet? ... I think he's gonna keep us here 100-years... 9. Is that a veto in your pocket, Mr. President, or you just glad to illegally listen in on my calls ... 8. I heard the … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Other New Years Resolutions President Bush Is Planning On Making
10. Come up with new nickname(The Commander Guy is getting stale) 9. Get President Musharaff to call me first, instead of Dick Cheney 8. Gotta do something ... Even I have Bush Fatigue 7. For … [Read more...]
What If Spartacus Ran The Justice Department? …The Bush administration’s dumbest legal arguments
Dahlia Lithwick, a Slate senior editor, has compiled a most entertaining accounting of the the Bush Grindhouse's Injustice Department, and the Crony General, with her "Legal Fictions: The Bush administration's dumbest legal arguments of the … [Read more...]
Yes, Virginia, Even Sadder, Little Billy Kristol Is Going To The NYT
I suppose this was inevitable. A great deal of Bush Grindhouse water has pooled up since Judy Miller left, so the NYT had a need for another water carrier, someone with a big bucket, someone with "Big Lying" credentials. Apparently, David … [Read more...]
As Goes Pakistan, So Goes Iowa … But I’m Still Putting My Money On Colonel Mustard and Ms. Scarl
Boy, and we all thought that it was just Iraq that the Bush Grindhouse & Regime was going to leave the next President - and us - as a pile of shit. Iraq may end up looking like Main Street USA, on July 4th, with what goes down in … [Read more...]