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Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard During The Presidents State of the Union Address

January 29, 2008 By jtdgarlic

10.  Jesus, he hasn’t finished yet? … I think he’s gonna keep us here 100-years…

 9.  Is that a veto in your pocket, Mr. President, or you just glad to illegally listen in on my calls …

 8.  I heard the CIA held up the speech … They wanted it, in writing, that none of their covert agents would be outted, no matter who writes what

 7.  Hey, we got a pool going … Who sucks up to the speech more tomorrow – John McCain or Mitt Romney?

 6.  That French trader blows $7-Billion and gets arrested… Bush blows $10-Billion amonth – in Iraq, and we have to sit here and listen to him

 5.  If really wants to put out a Stimulus Package, that would be for him, and Cheney to resign … That’ll stimulate the country, all right

 4.  I heard, as a protest, Lou Dobbs was setting up loud speakers along the border, so the illegals coming over tonight can hear the speech

 3.  I wonder what Obama will say when Kennedy Jr. there says he’ll give him a lift home

 2.  Gee, I would have thought, for the last one, that he’d he’d let Cheney give it

 1.  Lame Duck President … Last SOTU … Turn up the “Boring Dial” full blast!

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