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Top Ten Cloves: Ways To Liven Up The Democrats’ Debate This Evening

January 31, 2008 By jtdgarlic

10.  Set new rules - Since the debate is in Hollywood, make Hillary and Obama give their answers in David Mamet dialogue  9.  Announce ahead of time to the audience, a secret word and then, when Hillary or Obama says it, a … [Read more...]

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The Bob Dole For The New Millennium

January 30, 2008 By jtdgarlic

The prediction, according to the babbling talking heads last evening, is that the GOP will, slowly, begin to stand in line behind Johnnie Boy, for he, with his war heroism, deep Senatorial experience, and, by gosh, his Come-Back-Kid … [Read more...]

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Lament of the Undecided Democrat

January 28, 2008 By shiltone

I hate the primary season.  It's an exercise in mandatory hair-splitting, but I realize it's a necessary evil. It's painful to have to decide, because we're called upon to differentiate between candidates -- any one of whom would make, … [Read more...]

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Top Ten Cloves: Ways Chuck Norris Will Keep Mike Huckabee From Getting Old In The White House, If H

January 22, 2008 By jtdgarlic

10.  For anyone using Google to search "How old is President Mike Huckabee" or "Is President Mike Huckabee getting old", they don't get search results, they get an asskicking from Chuck Norris  9.  Chuck Norris will veto any … [Read more...]

Filed Under: User Tagged With: 2008-presidential-race, chuck-norris, chuck-norris-facts, john-mccain, mccain-too-old, mccains-95-year-old-mother, mike-huckabee, national, roundhouse-kick, satire

“Who Let The Dogs Out?” … Mitt, Did You Check The Roof of The Car?

January 22, 2008 By jtdgarlic

But getting back to the man-for-all-positions (just not at the same time, or, necessarily, in order), we can stand down Leonard Pinth Garnell, regarding Make-Up Mitt's less-then-spirited foray into rap music today. No doubt, Mr. Garnell … [Read more...]

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Just Say “Oh No”! …

January 17, 2008 By jtdgarlic

"I don't want to present myself as some sort of singular figure.  I think part of what's different are the times.  I do think that for example the 1980 was different.  I think Ronald Reagan changed the trajectory of America … [Read more...]

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Riding The Woody Allen Train To Last Night’s MSNBC Democrat Debate

January 16, 2008 By jtdgarlic

Or comedy, for the fat-mouthed man from Buffalo was at center stage ... Always at center stage ... Never wavering or giving up his position of center stage ... I thought it was going to be a debate, but with Brian Williams, and Tim Russert, … [Read more...]

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Is The WaPo’s Richard Cohen Looking To Join Hillary’s Racial Slime Team?

January 15, 2008 By jtdgarlic

The Hillary Clinton Team must be like a glowing orb, the bright light that draws in the nitwit moths ... Or maybe, like in 'Time Bandits', she's "the most fabulous object in the world". She's gotten Bob Johnson to smear Barack Obama on his … [Read more...]

Filed Under: User Tagged With: 2008-presidential-race, barack-obama, hillary-clinton, louis-farrakhan, national, racial-smears, richard-cohen, time-bandits, washington-post

Breaking News! Clinton Camp To Hire Terrell Owens

January 14, 2008 By jtdgarlic

The timing, the Clinton Camp claims, couldn't have been better. Just as the 2008 Presidential Primary Campaign heats up, Hillary Clinton scores a huge gain, bringing Dallas Cowboy superstar Terrell Owns into the fold, to become the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: User Tagged With: 2008-presidential-race, barack-obama, fairytale, hillary-clinton, hillary-crying, mark-penn, mlk, national, racial-smears, satire, terrell-owens, tony-romo

Today’s Must Read: Al Giordano’s “Damn you, Barack Obama” … It Lays Out What We Are Seeing Now

January 8, 2008 By jtdgarlic

In a Crimmins post yesterday; To appreciate just how far ahead of the field, The Field's Al Giordano is, you have to go back and read his analysis of the current presidential race that he wrote for the Boston Phoenix approximately fifteen … [Read more...]

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