From Wired's "Rummy Resurfaces, Calls for U.S. Propaganda Agency"; Private media does not get up in the morning and say what can we do to promote the values and ideas that the free Western nations believe in? It gets up in the morning and … [Read more...]
“They Don’t Like Me! … They Really Don’t Like Me! …
That it might make Make-Up Mitt rap again, breaking into an improvised "Who Let The Pigs Out - Oink Oink", remains to be seen, and, the timing of this article should make for an interesting sidebar, in tonight's GOP Florida Debate (with the … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Ways Chuck Norris Will Keep Mike Huckabee From Getting Old In The White House, If H
10. For anyone using Google to search "How old is President Mike Huckabee" or "Is President Mike Huckabee getting old", they don't get search results, they get an asskicking from Chuck Norris 9. Chuck Norris will veto any … [Read more...]
“Who Let The Dogs Out?” … Mitt, Did You Check The Roof of The Car?
But getting back to the man-for-all-positions (just not at the same time, or, necessarily, in order), we can stand down Leonard Pinth Garnell, regarding Make-Up Mitt's less-then-spirited foray into rap music today. No doubt, Mr. Garnell … [Read more...]
Best-of-Day! … Crimmins and Rich
So, to kick it off, we turn to someone very familiar, and many times featured on the pages of The Garlic, satirist Barry Crimmins, who takes away the Best Line of the Day; "Either Giuliani is waiting for the heat to blow over concerning … [Read more...]
NEW BUSH COINS
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Hmmm … I Wonder … Would She Rather Be In Philadelphia?
I'm half-surprised the Cable News networks haven't tossed their 24/7 political coverage aside to run hours of loops of the same footage of Britney, accompanied by a parade of Tinsel Town talking heads - the B-Journalists - who, in truth, … [Read more...]
Just Say “Oh No”! …
"I don't want to present myself as some sort of singular figure. I think part of what's different are the times. I do think that for example the 1980 was different. I think Ronald Reagan changed the trajectory of America … [Read more...]
Riding The Woody Allen Train To Last Night’s MSNBC Democrat Debate
Or comedy, for the fat-mouthed man from Buffalo was at center stage ... Always at center stage ... Never wavering or giving up his position of center stage ... I thought it was going to be a debate, but with Brian Williams, and Tim Russert, … [Read more...]
Good Post Alert: Do you have a favorite drunkard? … Andre The Giant
Titled "Do you have a favorite drunkard?", Richard English turns out a most energetic and thoroughly entertaining piece on Andre The Giant, and his voracious (and believe me, that is an understatement) alcohol consumption. Here's a few … [Read more...]