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Barry Crimmins Is Giving Away The Store!

April 14, 2008 By jtdgarlic

He also would have been, around this time, fresh off tours with people like Steven Wright, Billy Bragg and Jackson Browne. In October of that year, before the most memorable of the Clarence Thomas hearings had taken place, the Boston Baked … [Read more...]

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Heston Dead; Coroner Can’t Pry Gun From Cold Dead Hands

April 6, 2008 By jtdgarlic

Heston's death, though has caused a problem, of sorts, for the Los Angeles County Coroners Office. Sources have told The Garlic, when arriving to remove Mr. Heston's body from the home, they haven't been able to pry an antique musket from … [Read more...]

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Top Ten Cloves: Excuses Hillary Clinton Is Giving For Not Paying Her Campaign Bills

April 1, 2008 By jtdgarlic

10. "Some would say, let's get everybody together, let's get unified ... The sky will open ... The light will come down. Celestial choirs will be singing ... And everyone will know we should do the right thing and the world will be perfect … [Read more...]

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It’s Now Dirt Nap Time In America

March 31, 2008 By jtdgarlic

Included in his highlights was creating an ad for Crocker Bank, and with it a song that, a few years later, became a #1 hit for The Carpenters; "We've Only Just Begun" is The Carpenters' signature song. Although it was recorded in early … [Read more...]

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It’s A Hillarypalooza!

March 17, 2008 By jtdgarlic

We didn't, necessarily set out to do it, but the way our posting went yesterday, we ended creating a little Hillarypalooza! And rather then going three-consecutive days of single posts, we'll just link it so you can visit as you wish. So, … [Read more...]

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Top Ten Cloves: If Hillary Clinton Is A Monster, The Movies That Would Be Made About Her

March 7, 2008 By jtdgarlic

10.  I Was A Teenage Hillary Clinton  9.  Friday The Hillary Clinton  8.  Frankenhillary  7.  Hillary Clinton of the Corn  6.  Village of The Hillary Clinton  5. … [Read more...]

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Last Nights’ Dress Boy Sticks His Neck Out

February 28, 2008 By jtdgarlic

Prediction   [Jonah Goldberg] "In the next few days, there will be a wave of liberals - Frank Rich comes particularly to mind - who will use WFB's memory to beat up on today's conservatives ..." Whoa!  ... Ya think so? Well, … [Read more...]

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Hillary Clinton’s Great Day!

February 21, 2008 By jtdgarlic

And The Other Clinton acknowledged that, via ABC News; "If she wins Texas and Ohio I think she will be the nominee. If you don't deliver for her, I don't think she can be. It's all on you," the former president told the audience at the … [Read more...]

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Forget About What Obama Said … Check Out Wolfson’s Defense of Hillary!

February 19, 2008 By jtdgarlic

Taylor Marsh could barely contain herself, both on her own blog and on The Huffington Post. "Barack Obama isn't an original. He's the first 21st century L. Ron Hubbard of politics, Elmer Gantry, name your huckster ... "I have a dream" just … [Read more...]

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Top Ten Cloves: Things About U.S. Plans to Shoot Down Broken Spy Satellite

February 15, 2008 By jtdgarlic

10.  Only reason Bush gave authorization? ... Another opportunity to throw on the flightsuit!  9.  Arlen Specter is making waves; Wants investigation of satellite, to be sure it isn't part of Bill Belichick and New England … [Read more...]

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