Top Most Read/Popular Garlic Posts of 2007 Honorable Mentions (Or, an official-sounding way to squeeze in three additional posts) Breaking News! Hagel Speech Causes Havoc; Payless Shoes Flooded With Job Seekers, Resumes; Applicants Looking … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Other New Years Resolutions President Bush Is Planning On Making
10. Come up with new nickname(The Commander Guy is getting stale) 9. Get President Musharaff to call me first, instead of Dick Cheney 8. Gotta do something ... Even I have Bush Fatigue 7. For … [Read more...]
As Goes Pakistan, So Goes Iowa … But I’m Still Putting My Money On Colonel Mustard and Ms. Scarl
Boy, and we all thought that it was just Iraq that the Bush Grindhouse & Regime was going to leave the next President - and us - as a pile of shit. Iraq may end up looking like Main Street USA, on July 4th, with what goes down in … [Read more...]
The Garlic’s 2007 Sounds of Christmas
President Bush (and his Telcom Buddies) - Angels We Have Heard On High President Vice President Dick Cheney - Silent Night Condoleezza Rice - I Wonder As I Wander Dana Perino - What Is Santa Claus? (Stan Kenton version) Paul Wolfowitz - … [Read more...]
On Blogger’s Day For Burma, A Hearty F*K You To Chevron. And The Same For Condi Too.
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, at the meeting of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations, said, "The United States is determined to keep an international focus on the travesty that is taking place." Keeping an international focus … [Read more...]