Or comedy, for the fat-mouthed man from Buffalo was at center stage ... Always at center stage ... Never wavering or giving up his position of center stage ... I thought it was going to be a debate, but with Brian Williams, and Tim Russert, … [Read more...]
Breaking News! Clinton Camp To Hire Terrell Owens
The timing, the Clinton Camp claims, couldn't have been better. Just as the 2008 Presidential Primary Campaign heats up, Hillary Clinton scores a huge gain, bringing Dallas Cowboy superstar Terrell Owns into the fold, to become the … [Read more...]
Top Most Read/Popular Garlic Posts of 2007
Top Most Read/Popular Garlic Posts of 2007 Honorable Mentions (Or, an official-sounding way to squeeze in three additional posts) Breaking News! Hagel Speech Causes Havoc; Payless Shoes Flooded With Job Seekers, Resumes; Applicants Looking … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Bill O’Reilly Will Do To Get Interview With Barack Obama
10. Date Oprah Winfrey 9. Make substantial donations to MoveOn.org, Media Matters and DailyKos 8. Will give up his crush on Matt Damon, in favor of Denzel Washington or Samuel L. Jackson, or whoever is … [Read more...]
Clinton Camp, Burnishing Her Experience Resume, Claims David Bowie Song “Changes” All About Hillary
"Hillary was already battling, and bringing about change when Barack Obama was only changing his diapers," boasted Mark Penn, Clinton's chief pollster and strategist. "Bowie recognized, early on, Hillary as an agent for change", Penn … [Read more...]
Karl Rove: “Be prepared! Find the bastards. And pile on!”
They did frame it properly, in the first sentence of the introduction; "A principal architect of the disastrous presidency of George W. Bush ..." Fairly mundane responses from the Turd Blossom, until the final question - "What is your … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard Last Evening At The Iowa Caucuses
10. Pass the word ... Alan Keyes is going around, trying to pass himself off as Barack Obama 9. It's the writer's strike ... Only reason I'm here is cuz' I'm tired of watching reruns 8. Bill Clinton's going … [Read more...]
As Goes Pakistan, So Goes Iowa … But I’m Still Putting My Money On Colonel Mustard and Ms. Scarl
Boy, and we all thought that it was just Iraq that the Bush Grindhouse & Regime was going to leave the next President - and us - as a pile of shit. Iraq may end up looking like Main Street USA, on July 4th, with what goes down in … [Read more...]
An Iowa Christmas Carol
The Buckeyes say Obama is rising, The Reg's opinion still surprising, Edwards' ground game, worth its good name? My stump speech still needs revising O Edwards friendly, Edwards nice Will second place again suffice? He's mad this time, … [Read more...]
Congress: Either Enforce The Rules or Abrogate Them
Recently, Rep. Gary Miller (R-Cali) was seen on the Congressional floor wearing shorts, a Hawaiian shirt and slippers. Although rules may be softened in light of the summer months, this is a clear and resounding violation of the … [Read more...]
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