Often timed with the other famous prognosticator, Puxsutawney Phil, the legendary Pennsylvania groundhog, who also saw his own shadow this morning, the Oval Office event has grown to almost the same, frenzied, party-atmosphere as takes … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Ways To Liven Up The Democrats’ Debate This Evening
10. Set new rules - Since the debate is in Hollywood, make Hillary and Obama give their answers in David Mamet dialogue 9. Announce ahead of time to the audience, a secret word and then, when Hillary or Obama says it, a … [Read more...]
The Bob Dole For The New Millennium
The prediction, according to the babbling talking heads last evening, is that the GOP will, slowly, begin to stand in line behind Johnnie Boy, for he, with his war heroism, deep Senatorial experience, and, by gosh, his Come-Back-Kid … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard During The Presidents State of the Union Address
10. Jesus, he hasn't finished yet? ... I think he's gonna keep us here 100-years... 9. Is that a veto in your pocket, Mr. President, or you just glad to illegally listen in on my calls ... 8. I heard the … [Read more...]
We Looked In the DIY Section, But Bob Vila Didn’t Have A Handbook On It …
Spencer Ackerman, former stalwart of TPMmuckracker, writing now for The Washington Independent, has penned a beauty, detailing the sorry, sad road the Central Intelligence Agency (oxymoron?) - at the direction and order of The Commander Guy … [Read more...]
Leave It to Rumsfeld … There’s Not Enough Lying Going On!
From Wired's "Rummy Resurfaces, Calls for U.S. Propaganda Agency"; Private media does not get up in the morning and say what can we do to promote the values and ideas that the free Western nations believe in? It gets up in the morning and … [Read more...]
“They Don’t Like Me! … They Really Don’t Like Me! …
That it might make Make-Up Mitt rap again, breaking into an improvised "Who Let The Pigs Out - Oink Oink", remains to be seen, and, the timing of this article should make for an interesting sidebar, in tonight's GOP Florida Debate (with the … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Ways Chuck Norris Will Keep Mike Huckabee From Getting Old In The White House, If H
10. For anyone using Google to search "How old is President Mike Huckabee" or "Is President Mike Huckabee getting old", they don't get search results, they get an asskicking from Chuck Norris 9. Chuck Norris will veto any … [Read more...]
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Hmmm … I Wonder … Would She Rather Be In Philadelphia?
I'm half-surprised the Cable News networks haven't tossed their 24/7 political coverage aside to run hours of loops of the same footage of Britney, accompanied by a parade of Tinsel Town talking heads - the B-Journalists - who, in truth, … [Read more...]
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